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 My article about Skyler Tennen
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LAST COMIC STANDING IV, '06

WEEK #1 ON-LINE VOTE WINNER!
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Rosie O'Donnell's R Family Cruise!
READ ALL ABOUT IT ON MY MYSPACE BLOG
"VIVA LA LEZ BOAT!"
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 "Be proud, Motherfutches, be very proud!"
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Ladies Home Journal 
Honoring The Funny Ladies We Love '06
"Viva La Ho Jo!"
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 COMEDY WITHOUT PANTIES!
(Everyone's doing it!)
CROWN & ANCHOR, PROVINCETOWN MASS. SUMMER '07
S.U.N.Y. ONEONTA, NY
THE NEW SCHOOL, NYC
PRATT INSTITUTE, NYC
ST. MARY'S COLLEGE, MARYLAND
MARY WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY, VIRGINA
And Coming to a College Near You!
 

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UNAUTHORIZED AUTOBIOGRAPHY
     When I made my Stand Up debut in Los Angeles on 10/13/99, the Host introduced me as “The 13 year-old Jailbait of Stand Up!” to which I retorted, “Call me the 'The Lolita of Laughter' but I’m nobody’s Jailbait." (Yeah, I've always been a smartass. You can‘t be stupid and do stand up… unless you‘re Pauley Shore.) 
        By the time I had my Sweet & Sour 16, I performed nearly 400 times at all of the major LA clubs (No one called Child Protective Services even once!) and decided to grab my comedy destiny by the balls...  Having grown weary of having to "suck, fuck and go-go dance" to become a regular at the major clubs, I created and ran my own Comedy Room at THE SPORTSMEN'S LODGE for a full year and learned the difference between the Art of Comedy and the Business of Comedy. 
    At the age of 17, instead of learning to drive like most normal teens, I wrote a TV Dramedy about life with Gay Dad, THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD and sold it to FOX (not produced).  Earlier this year, I rewrote it as a Sitcom, now entitled BIG GAY DAD'S GUIDE TO LIFE!  (Oh, I still can’t drive so I guess I'lll see you on the bus!)
 
        2005 was a breakthru year...before my 19th birthday I placed 3rd in CALIFORNIA'S FUNNIEST FEMALE CONTEST (Yeah, I should've slept with the Judges) ...was named a FRIAR by THE FRIARS OF BEVERLY HILLS, making me the youngest Friar in history (though I'm not quite sure exactly what that means)... appeared on the MTV short-lived reality show, THE REALITY SHOW...and served as AOL/XM RADIO Host for the NEW YORK CITY UNDERGROUND COMEDY FESTIVAL.
        2006 wasn't been too shabby either...I was heavily featured in LAST COMIC STANDING and WON WEEK #1 ONLINE VOTE... I've been doing Comedic Commentary for E! and served as their Special Correspondent at the OSCAR RED CARPET PRE-SHOW.  On E! I gleefully skewer my over-celebrated peers: Paris, Lohan, Lavigne, the Duff Sisters and of course, Britney "Alexander-Federline-Anything-with-a-broken-condom-and-a-half-a-bag-of-Cheetos" Spears. (What a great gig! I get to write and perform. It's like Stand Up boot camp. Without the ugly).
           At the end of '06, I auditioned and was accepted in the NY ACTORS STUDIO PLAYWRIGHT / ACTOR PROGRAM so I made the move East to NYC now live and study in the Greatest City ever!
        About my comedy... my extended Stand Up set shatters society’s misconceptions about my generation, which I've renamed GENERATION BABY ON BOARD. As an homage to my comedy idol George Carlin’s "Seven Words You Can’t Say On TV", I address the issue of obscenity with a new word I created for the American vernacular, FUTCH.  (You’ll never find FUTCH in Webster’s dictionary so you’ll want to hear whom I consider the biggest FUTCH of all. )
 
    In 2001 I started serving as Spokesperson for SAFE ARMS FOR NEWBORNS (www.GardenofAngels.org), speaking at High Schools and Colleges, and as Producer/Host/Comic at SOLD OUT STAND UP FOR SAFE ARMS BENEFITS with my Comedy Friends Jimmy Shubert, Tess Drake, Jeff Richards and Jay Mohr.
   Currently, I'm developing COLOMBO: LIVE! (Think Oprah meets The Daily Show, or The Carol Burnett Show on acid), and started the STAND UP WITHOUT PANTIES TOUR for select Colleges. This live event is jam-packed with Stand Up, Live Music Video parodies, and a few comedy shorts which I wrote and directed.
(PS: The new pictures on this page were shot by Brad of SongOfMyself.com in Provincetown, Mass.  Is he fucking brilliant, or what?)

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